ER trip!! sorry about the novel!!

Alrighty be prepared to laugh at something that should be sad!! Also if you are one of thoes mothers that are critical of others go away and dont read cuz ACCIDENTS happen and if they didnt kids would never get experiances or scars they can talk about!!

I was sittin on the couch gettin ready to feed Maycee and Cooper came in the back door and said somethin about kaydens pocket knife (yes kayden got a pocket knife for his 5th bday he has been so good to only use it when he goes workin with his dad and we usaully put it up) I really didnt listen to him and the next thing I know I see kayden out on the front lawn just dancin around and blood drippin from his head so a few cuss word were said out of my mouth as I ran outside!! He was SCREAMING CALL 911!! Call 911!!! I told him we dont need to call 911 kayden you are just fine lets go in (tryin to stay calm as blood was just rollin down his head). I got him in the house as blood is drippin all over the floor and wiped his face off and grabed a rag to put pressure on it! While this was goin on he said MOM IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE I JUST KNOW IT. I CANT GO TO SCHOOL CAUSE ALL THE KIDS WILL BE AFRAID OF ME!

Not the best of pics but there was ALOT of blood I wish I would have got a pic of the woond before !!

I said tryin not to laugh kayden ur not gonna die it is just fine and you probly wont go to school today. I of course didnt have a bra on , no make up on, hair not done, cooper didnt have pants on (like always) so I told him still trying not to laugh that I had to put a bra on and get the kids in the car so we can go to the dr! He screams and says AHH I GOTTA GO TO THE DR. yes kayden you do. AHH CALL DAD TELL HIM TO STOP WORKIN! as we were all gettin in the car he is yelling at me I SHOUDLNT HAVE POCKET KNIVES MOM! I called the hospital and let them know we were coming and he freaked again AM I GONNA HAVE TO STAY AT THE HOSPITAL FOR MONTHS.. no kayden we wont be there for long. Once we got to the ER he was REALLY nervous!! He walked in and started bawling. The nurse looked at it and said he probly wont need stitched but she would have the dr come look. AHHHH DO STICHES HURT MOM kayden they might hurt a little but not bad but u might not need them. I DONT WANT STICHES I DONT WANT ANYTHING TO HURT ME. Another nurse came in to look and tell us the dr just went into surgery. BWAHHH I DONT WANT SURGERY CUS THEY ARE GONNA HAVE TO CUT ME OPEN! kayden you dont have have to ahve surgery ..the dr is doin durery on someone else. ARE YOU SURE? the nurse went in the or to ask the dr if we could just steri strip it. They said it went threw all the layers of skin but if we were good with steri strips then it was ok with the dr that didnt even look at him (gotta love bear lake..wonderful nurses and sucky Drs). If we decided to do stiches we would have had to sedate him so we went with the strips!! Kayden saw one of them gettin out some scissors to cut the strips and he flipped again!! He was done and out of there in less than 20 min!! When we got in the car he told me calm as could be that didnt hurt one bit mom..well it did but I didnt feel it!! 2 hours later they little fart was at school only cause he flipped when i told him I wanted him to stay home!!

Update..

I havent had alot of time to update!! I dont know how you wonderful women do it!! Since the last time I blogged we hace blessed maycee!! I was great I am so proud of the great blessing dustin gave her!! Thanks to all my wonderful family for making the journey over the Mt. to come!! It ment alot!! I am a horrible mother and didnt even get ANY pics of her that day but we reenacted it a few days later!!(shhh she will never know). She has been a hard baby she cry all the time!! she thankfuly is gettin better in the day and since day 1 she has been an awsome sleeper in the night!!

Cooper has for the most part stoped pooping outside although the little goober pooped in the hallway the other day!! Dustin told me that I should make him pick it up and put it in the potty so I tryed my dangdist to and all he did was laugh and laugh and laugh everytime I made him touch it!! I spanked his naked butt and put him in his bed and didnt cry intel I turned off his rodeo!! Im at a complete loss with that child!! I was worried about him havin the middle child syndrome but NO he will get his attention cause he is ALWAYS doin somethin naughty.. ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS!!! See look he is ropin and smotherin my dog(yes the poop eatin dog)!!

Kayden is lovin school and just readin away!!! He is a huge instgator in his and coopers fights but he is a GREAT big brother and such a big helper to me!! I will do a seprate post on his ER trip!!! Here he is all dressed up for the Halloween parade at school! He was a bullrider!

I have been goin CRAZY with 3 kids! On top all the craziness that 3 kids bring me and kayla dumbly decided that we should do a craftfair and if asked before last saturday if I would do it again I would say "NO WAY IN HELL!!" but yes we r doin it again!! It is kinda fun and although we worked til 1am on numerous nights it was a ton of fun!! Here my super cute reinderr that I made!! Big thanks to heidi for givin us one last year!! Sorry I didnt flip it u ppl can just turn ur heads!! :)

EEEEWWWW!!!!!

Recently Cooper has had a new bad habit.. he has been pooping outside on our back porch. I could not figure out why he kept doin it. When asked he would ignore ya or just shrug his shoulders and walk away (true cooper fashion). The other day I heard kayden yell " SICK MOM HE IS POOPING OUTSIDE AGAIN AND IT IS ALL OVER HIM" so I walk outside mad as could be and I ask him "Why do you keep doing this? This is so gross!!!" He very sweetly replys to me "Cause clohe(our dog) is hungry and she likes to eat poop." SICK!!! Boys... and dogs are incredibly GROSS!! Where do these nasty boys come up with their ideas??? I did take pics but decided who wants to see that!!!!

Look at me go!!!

Yes!! That is right im blogging again!!! Its like a miracle!!! I have had alot of people ask me for ,y labor story so since you people are so intrested ( I love labor storys too) here we go.. I was set to be induced on the 7th so I was told to be prepared to leave my house at 5:30am. I called and the very rude lady told me "it is like bethlaham in here no room at the inn" and that they would call me when they were ready for me. So the longer I sat around and waited the madder I got that the lady was so rude!! I called back at 9:30 and got ANOTHER rude person ( I would be rude to if I had to deal with women in labor all day I bet most of them are bitchy) who told me they were so busy they would just have to call me so I calmly let her know LOOK LADY I LIVE TWO HOURS AWAY AND NEED TO KNOW A ROUND ABOUT TIME!!! she then told me you being two hours from the hospital dosent work for us....NO SHIT LADY IT REALLY DOSENT WORK OUT FOR ME EITHER... HENCE BEING INDUCED!!! We got to logan at 12 and got a call at 12:30 to be there 1:15 we arrived, got me hooked up to an iv it took till 3:00 til they got me on a pit drip, about 4:30 he broke my water, at my request. Yadaya......... got my epidural around 8 hurt like hell!!! Then about 9 I was to a 6 and by 10 I was to an 8 then about 11:30 I was ready to push but had to wait for the dr. AND tada she was here at 11:56pm she was 8lbs 2oz my biggest baby!! I then got to my room about 1:30 am, and havent slept much since then not cause she is crying just cause I like to hold her!!! Im really gonna regret it but I guess I will deal with that as the time comes!!!

Are you people for real??

So......It has been over a year since I have done this whole bloggin thing!!! I LOVE to look at other ppl sbut it makes my life seem so boring and makes me feel like horrible mother!! I dont have professional pics to update every week or cant say all the wonderful things me and the boys did in the last few days!!! Are these people for real? Ill be honest my house 99% of the time is a complete DISASTER!!!! I dont make all these wonderful good fancy lookin treats. Come on people life isnt that perfect!!! I just once want to read a blog about how your kids were little farts that day and they drove ya NUTTY and were ready to give them to the next person to knock on the door!! I wanna see the pics of your laundry room with mounds of clothes cause you just didnt want to do laundry the last couple of days!! Let me know you didnt make dinner cause you just dint want to!! PLEASE people let me know that there are others out there that are not perfect!!!